Dita Von Teese, you are a hair goddess. I have never seen your hair anything but immaculate. And more than that, I have never seen anyone maintain a slightly left-of-center style with such dedication and so perfectly before.
Your hairstyle is so stylishly retro. Always. I particularly like your â€˜do in the picture here. Itâ€™s medium length and pulled over to one side to show off your eyes and classy accessories. Your locks have been set in curls for a wavy effect with lots of body and height, and their jet black color is striking.
Your hairâ€™s the perfect complement to your burlesque image. You define burlesque as a strip performance that puts the â€œteaseâ€ back into strip tease. Importantly too, itâ€™s a performance inseparable from its original 1940s context, and as a result it depends on a certain kind of vintage glamour wardrobe and hair.
Your clothes are impeccably burlesque. True to their origins they usually consist of multiple layers of stockings, corsets and various frills, designed to be laced and unlaced, added and removed (if not literally, then in oneâ€™s imagination). Your dedication to maintaining your burlesque image is tireless- youâ€™re so burlesque itâ€™s like you just stepped out of a time machine from the past. I saw a photo of you once at a music festival and you even managed to rustle together a more casual burlesque â€œsummerâ€ outfit.
I bet you even wear 1940s style burlesque jim-jams to bed at night, complete with fluffy burlesque bunny ear slippers.
This dark glossy mane is dressed in waves through the sides and back to give it a classic look and feel that can be achieved using rollers and product for hold and shine. This fab 'do is perfect to turn heads at any occasion and best suited to compliment a long face.